NO, IT'S OVER. Ana ends her career. She told us just
after christmas. Only 29 years old but logical i guess
as the 2 last years have been awful with injuries a plenty and loads
of early exits from tournaments.
Our beloved Ana lost her groove, her Hammer of Thor forehand and decided
OK, Let's Forget about the horrible 2016 and
remember 2014 when the Good Times were Rollin'
The Great Zlatko Novkovic and Nemanja
Kontic .... Those were the times. I Love you guys for what
you did to
Ana's tennis. You lighted the Serbian fire in her and once again made
her perform as a world class player
Let's not forget about Heinz Günthardt
either, a great man who helped Ana
find her way back to her tennis when the times were hard. A Great
coach and a nice human
No. 23 !
Congratulations Queen Serena to Grand Slam
Saturday january 28th 2017 Serena -
Venus 2-0. The Greatest player in the history of women's tennis
End of Season:
The 9th of September Ana communicates that she scraps
the rest of the season 2016 due to injuries
She has to deal with some old problems as her wrist injury (a long
rest to cure that) and undergo a toe surgery.
But, she's not retiring yet and will be back for the season 2017.
Her 2016 season was a catastrophe with only 15 wins and 16 losses,
so let's hope that she will be back on the
court again stronger and hungrier .... and with her Forehand on fire
again. Fight Ana, fight!
Into the Abyss ...
US Open: Ana lost gloriously in the 1st round against
Denisa Allertova 6-7, 1-6
Cincinatti, Western and Southern Open: Ana lost directly
to qualifyer Donna Vekic 4-6, 2-6
Rio Olympics august 6-14
Ana lost immediately in Round 1, what else to expect,
to Spaniard Carla Suarez Navarro 6-2, 1-6, 2-6 after a
long, loooooong break from tennis and a marriage to footballer Bastian
Schweinsteiger. Congrats Mrs. Ivanovic
WTA no.2 Angelique Kerber
played in the final against
world ranked no.37 Monica Puig, Puerto Rico, and lost 4-6, 6-4, 1-6.
A Sensational Gold to Puerto Rico
Serena had a miserable tournament and lost to Elina Svitolina after
showing lots of nerves. Better luck in US Open
Wimbledon june 27 - july 10
No. 22 !
Congratulations Queen Serena to Grand Slam
Saturday July 9th Serena - Angelique
Kerber 2-0. The Greatest player in the history of women's tennis
Ana meets the 21 year old russian Ekaterina Alexandrova,
213 on WTA rankings, in the 1st round, a completely
unknown player for me. Ana enters the tournament, where she reached
the semi in 2007, seeded no. 23 and she's
down at no. 25 in the WTA rankings after her, up til now, miserable
season 2016 ....
AND, the catastrophe continues. Ana, at the nadir
of her career, lost to the unknown russian 2-6, 5-7.
Will Ana announce her retirement now ? Clearly the will is not there
anymore, so what's the point continue this mess
Mallorca Open june 13 - 19
Ana won in the 1st and 2nd round against Pauline Parmentier,
France 6-4, 6-4 and Sara Sorribes Tormo, Spain
no. 153 on WTA 6-1, 6-0 before crashing out against her dominatrix
Caroline Garcia, France 6-7, 7-5, 3-6.
Now time for the Wimbledon grass and an expected early loss - The
Noooo .... No No. 22
Will Queen Serena ever reach Steffi Graf and that
elusive 22nd Grand Slam tournament win ?
Probably Not as her nerves seems to get her. She lost shockingly in
US Open against the mediocre Roberta Vinci
due to a meltdown of nerves, she lost against Angelique Kerber in
the AO and now she lost against spaniard girl
Garbine Muguruza in 2 straight sets. Not in any way a sensation, i
had Garbine as a favourite as Serena had played
poorly all through to the final. Muguruza won 7-5, 6-4 and Serena
wasn't even near this time
Paris - Roland Garros 22 maj - 5
juni - The Bitter Farewell
Round 3 - Ana lost 4-6, 4-6 to Elina Svitolina in
a Lacklustre Farewell performance to the Roland Garros
Even to Svitolina she lost badly. Without any Movement
on court, any Forehand and any discernible Fighting Spirit.
Ana ended her serious tennis career after the 2014 season and very
SOON she can be a professional footballer's
wife in the VIP section of some arena in some dull, grey and rainy
part of Europe, and she can shop designer dresses
all day long. What a sad ending to the career of this oh so talented
but troubled Serbian tennis goddess.
Her mind never gave her a chance to be a constant world class force
in women's tennis. She could've won a bunch of
Grand Slam tournaments if her nerves hadn't let her down.
Round 2 - Ana vs. Kurumi Nara 7-5, 6-1
Zebra Ana should beat the much shorter japanese, and
she did. The first set was close and both players performed
well with many attractive rallies, before Ana finally owerpowered
Nara in the 2nd set. OK, Ana's forehand lacks
a whole lot of her old power, but Zebra Ana served well, ran a lot
and had a surprisingly stable backhand today.
Ana should beat Kurumi Nara and Ana knew she would, so Ana could play
without pressure and performed well
out there on Court 1. This could be Ana's best match of the year yet,
and in next round awaits Elina Svitolina, the
7 year younger Ukraine player that has suited Ana so well before,
and with a 7-0 HTH to Ana.
If Ana makes it to the 4th round .... a perfectly great achievement
for 2016 Ana .... then a meeting with Serena
Round 1 - Ana seeded 14 against the 19 year old French
youngster Oceane Dodin on Tuesday May 24th and
Ana in a beautiful Zebra striped dress, black top
at the back with a red stripe. Just fantastic, wow!
Ana won 6-0, 5-7, 6-2 and through to the 2nd round
without serious troubles against the 149 on WTA Dodin
Well, there's one Game she still dominates - doing
the publicity catwalk stuff. Just Gorgeous.
But, i would much prefer Ana showing us a Gorgeous Forehand instead
of a beautiful dress. Regarding her
actual tennis playing she probably will be humiliated early on, and
maybe even in her first round against the
unknown french youngster Oceane Dodin, ranked 149 on WTA list.
A Match that, as some (me included) fears, could be
her last. Ana will move on to other things and will
marry her German football player Bastian Schweinsteiger after the
tournament. Hopefully Ana will ... in the
darkest hour of her tennis career ... finally, find her groove - including
that elusive forehand - again, and do
a as great result in Paris as last year, when Ana miracelously reached
the semis. Please Wake Up Ana and
give all your faithful but tortured fans world wide a beautiful (last?)
Roland Garros performance
BNL Internazionali D'Italia 9-15 maj: Ana - Anastasia Pavlychenkova
6-4, 6-4 before crashing out
in the 2nd round against uS qualifier Christina McHale 7-6, 4-6, 1-6
in another sad pitiful performance
Is there any reason really going on with
this Humiliation ? Will Ana retire now ?
Answer is NO, but in Madrid Mutua
Open 30 april-7 maj Ana won in the 1st round against unknown
Czech Katerina Siniakova 6-3, 3-6, 6-4 just to chock loose in the
2nd against the WTA 130 ranked
qualifyer Louisa Chirico, USA 7-5, 1-6, 3-6 after another SAD performance.
The Pitiful shadow of the former wordclass player Ana Ivanovic played
without any aggression, any
power, any forehand weapon, using her poor slices as much as possible,
without movement and ....
worst of all, without ANY joy. There's no fire in our favourite serbian
tennis goddess anymore
Tennis Grand Prix 18-24 April
Ana, now in a slightly better looking white version
of that Adidas red cleaning-lady frock of a dress, meets
one of her Kryptonite opponents, the WTA 18th ranked czech Karolina
Pliskova in the 2nd round ....
AND - she was SLAUGHTERED 4-6, 2-6 in a painful performance.
Ana looked like a defenceless child
against the hard-hitting, but very static looking, Czech. Deeper and
deeper into the Abyss she falls.
Ana looks likes she's no clue whatsoever about her tennis nowadays.
There's NO GAMEPLAN due to
having no serious coaching, there's no power in her once feared forehand
and there's The Nerves
After yet another LONG Ana pause from tennis it's
time for the clay season.
Ana meets a qualifier in the 1st round, and if she can handle that
obstacle, she will meet one of her Nemesis
Czechs in the 2nd - Karolina Pliskova or Lucie Safarova, and then
it's all over for the nowadays Ana.
Ana beat German qualifier Carina Witthoeft 7-6 (7-3), 6-0 after some
terrible play in the 1st set, but after
starting to serve somewhat better and going for her forehand in the
2nd set, she won.
But her movement on court hasn't looked good lately and maybe some
injury worries her ?
Miami Open March 22 - April 3
Ana enters in round 2 and plays 50 ranked brazilian
Teliana Pereira on Court 2 Wednesday 23rd
and hopefully Ana will be resurrected from the abyss she fell into
at the other side of the continent.
Ana won against Pereira 6-3, 6-0 but lost painfully in round 3 against
swiss 19 seed Timea Bacsinszky
5-7, 4-6 after playing poorly with a powder-puff of a forehand and
plenty of Non-Movement on court
Zlatko Novkovic and Nemanja Kontic - The Good Old
Ana's performances have been very lack-lustre
and spiritless lately and a big disappointment to
her many fans. She don't seem to care about her tennis anymore, and
has announced her wedding to
footballer Bastian Schweinsteiger in June this year, just after Roland
Her last great year was 2014 and ever since she's been in a wildly
accelerating downwards spiral, and
maybe she will announce her retirement in June. After the glorious
2014 and after getting rid of her great
serbian team there was no fire left, and seemingly, any braindead
ballbasher will boss her around on court
Indian Wells BNP Paribas Open 9-20
Round 3: Ana - Karolina Pliskova 2-6, 0-6
Abomination. A Shameful Performance Without
Spirit. Into the Abyss
Round 2: Ana - Camila Giorgi 2-6, 6-2, 7-6
I missed the match as it was played late Saturday
on Stadium 1 and started about 05.00 AM here, and the match and the
aggressive attacker, the 24 year old italian, was a really hard nut
to crack for Ana. Ana played awful in the 1st set and was
broken in all her 4 service games but served better in the 2nd. And
the 3rd set was a nailbiter to endure for her fans.
Ana had 2 match points against her at 4-5 and her serve and forehand
wasn't working that well today, BUT something Ana
did do, that was figthing. Ana never gave up and clawed her way to
a win. Now awaits her Nemesis Karolina Pliskova,
the czech twin player (to Kristyna Pliskova) ranked 19 WTA and to
which Ana has lost all their previous 3 games.
Ana has only won 1 set in their matches and Pliskova will be a big
favourite to win
After a long holiday the US hard
courts awaits Ana and she enters Indian Wells seeded no. 14, the tournament
she won in
2008 and reached the final in 2009. This time Ana once again played
also the doubles with Kirsten Flipkens and they
against the top doubles pair of the czechs Andrea Hlavackova/Lucie
Hradecka in R1 with 2-6, 2-6 in a short 53 min affair.
Ana enters the singles in round 2 against
aggressive playing italian and WTA 45 ranked Camila Giorgi
and our hopes for
Ana is at bottom level. If she just can win a match it would
be totally fine
The Doping Nuclear Blast - Masha !
The Kryptonite of sports - Meldonium, has
got another Superathlete on their knees
Yes, the Heart medicine from Eastern Europe used by
an array of athletes as an enhancement of stamina now also
sunk a WTA player, and then one of the biggest star in the game and
in the world of female sport - Sharapova.
In a presser Monday the 7th of March she told us she has used this
heart medicine Mildronate (with the forbidden
substance in it) since 10 years, and that she for some reason has
missed that WADA has forbidden it since January 1st
after putting on the observation list for a year. Her family doctor
is supposed to have supplied her with it as a remedy
against possible diabethic and health problems. Really? A smuggled
into US eastern europe heart medicine .... really ?
Does that sound plausible ? Why didn't she register her diabetes drug
with WADA then and got it approved ?
Most likely she used this heart medicine as all the other athletes,
to enhance stamina but missed the WADA list.
Or as the nick Serve2Win puts it in TennisForum :
" ... There are hundreds of performance enhancement
drugs.. hundreds of them from Eastern Europe. WADA knows
they exist and are used, but doesn't have the resource to collect/test
all of them and ban them. And every days there
are new ones popping up.
So the cheaters find them and use them, hoping WADA's chances of listing
those enhancement drugs are very slim.
And if WADA discovers one of them and lists it, the players quickly
skip to another one. WADA can't keep up.
Sharapova made a mistake and got caught. She could have said "
oops, they got this one now... Can't use it after
December. Let's call our best guy in Latvia and get another performance
drug they don't know yet".
She was cheating. And she knows it. If she was suffering from diabete,
she would register her diabete drugs with
WADA and they would approve them. That's how it works. "
Abeba - Not as Lucky
But, where there are massive support among swedish
sports journalists for the long legged and ... white, beauty queen
there's intense hatred for our swedish-ethiopian runner Abeba Aregawi,
even though both of them has used the drug
for stamina enhancement (when this is written Abeba's B-test hasn't
been analyzed yet).
It pays to be eloquent and beautiful when getting caught as a doper,
you better not be a black and shy Abyssinian.
Sharapova was tested during the Australian Open and she's just one
in a growing crowd of Meldonium dopers.
Besides our Abeba there's russian cyclist Vorganov
from the Katusha team, 2 ukrainian biathletes, russian figure
skater Ekaterina Bobrova (Olympic gold 2014 in Sotji), Maria Sharapova
(one of the world's greatest female sports
stars, if not the greatest) and there's some ethiopian runners soon
to be announced incl. marathon runner Negesse.
Now ... Nothing for many weeks before Indian Wells
and Miami in March
Dubai Duty Free Championships 15-20
So, after that impressive win against Halep, a Top
5 seed, everything looked made for Ana as all the seeds had
already been beaten out. In the quarter she met the czech Barbora
Strycova, a player Ana had dominated before
and with a positive HTH of 3-0, but Strycova made the last 16 in AO
so she could be in form.
After Ana's impressive play against Halep she now played like SHIT
and lost 6-7 (5-7), 3-6
Another missed chance for The Ups and Downs Ana, after a
great match a match with mediocre play will follow
Barbora Strycova didn't even play well at all and later was slaughtered
in the final against pygmy Errani 6-0, 6-2
Ana won in the first round against the aussie 35-ranked
Daria Gavrilova 6-1, 6-0 in 53 minutes and got her revenge for
the loss in Rome last year. In the 2nd round Ana met the No.1 seed
and title defender Simona Halep.
Halep had her own Fanclub in the stadium chanting Sii-moona, Sii-moona
but surprisingly Ana won 7-6 (7-2), 6-2
and reached the quarterfinal. Ana had the weapon in this
match - the Forehand and Ana really put up a fight in the very
tight 1st set and never gave up. In the 2nd set Halep collapsed Ana-style
and then it was an easy ride for Ana.
I've never been a fan of Halep's play as she reminds me of Aga, another
Pusher without any weapons
Sankt Petersburg Ladies
Trophy 8-14 february
R2: Ana - Margarita Gasparayan 7-5, 6-2 and then in
R3/Quarterfinal she won 6-1, 7-5 against the WTA no. 177 russian
Kateryna Kozlova, before finally meeting a Top 20 opponent in the
no. 2 seed and no. 16 WTA italian Roberta Vinci ...
Semifinal: Ana - Roberta Vinci 5-7, 4-6 and Ana played
terrible, awful, hideous with TONS of Unforced Errors and most of
them appearing when the sets were about to be decided. Positive: well,
maybe Ana's forehand looked a bit better than in AO
Next mission for Ana. May Xipetotec .... Xolotl ....
or whatever powerful God be with you and please find that FH again.
Ana is 4th seeded and enters the tournament in the 2nd round where
she meets russian Margarita Gasparayan, a WTA 43
Down Under - Australian
Open 18 -
31 january 2016 Melbourne
Angelique Kerber !!!
Angelique surprisingly not just didn't have a Melt-Down
in the final, she also played without errors, with a heavy serve
and with sensational returning of Serena's deadly first serves. A
Fantastic Final with a VERY high level of play.
Sympathetic Kerber received a very sweet and warm hug from Queen Serena
after the match. Great final, great finalists.
So, there propably won't be any Grand Slam now for 34 year old Serena
(with 4 consecutive wins during the same year)
but she still can win another single GS tournament for sure (1 up
to Steffi Graf's 22 and 3 up to Margaret Court's 24)
No. 22 ?
Will Serena win her 22nd GS single tournament and
make a tie with Steffi Graf?
Mighty Serena smashed her opponents all the way to the final and was
a huuge favourite to win, but Saturday, january
the 30th the german Angelique Kerber played the game of her life and
won 6-4, 3-6, 6-4
Round 3: Ana vs. Madison Keys 6-4, 4-6, 4-6
The Answer to the question below was NO, Ana didn't
take the opportunity to reach deep into the second week of a
GS tournament. The 15th seeded young american Madison Keyes, a ball
basher and dynamite server, was too hard a nut
to crack, and also the favourite before the match. Played on a packed
Rod Laver arena it had Big Sears Drama.
Also, as an old pulp fiction pocket book would express it - The
Mystery of the Lost Forehand ...
It Is No More, It Has Ceased To Be
Ana's weapon, her forehand is GONE. Lost. No young
ballbasher fears Ana anymore, SO: Ana really had to play smart
in this match. She had to play with a lot of 1. Variation and, 2.
Get her 1st serves in as much as possible.
Ana played a fine 1st set without any Ajdeeing and with lots of concentration
and won it 6-4. It's always a good sign
when Ana's so concentrated with her game that she forgets to Ajdeeing,
and everything looked really copacetic when ....
the catastrophy happened - someone in the audience collapsed, again
(happened in Ana's last game) BUT this time it
was Nigel Sears, Ana's coach ...... After a long pause Ana had a 4-2
lead in the 2nd set and a 3-0 in the 3rd, but ....
Another Ana came out, a wildly Ajdeeing one and as a long time Ana
fan you knew that she now would loose
Round 2: Ana - Anastasija Sevastova 6-3, 6-3
Ana met another qualifier in the Latvian Sevastova
113 on the WTA rankings and won without any
impressive play, with a lot of useless slices and without any forehand
... but still, she won.
In an avalanche of eliminated seeded players, Ana's half is opening
up ... will she take the opportunity?
Round 1: Ana - Tammi Patterson 6-2, 6-3
Tuesday the 19th Hisense arena and Ana enters the
1st round seeded as 20 and meets the unknown
qualification player Tammi Patterson. An australian girl no. 459 on
the WTA rankings. 459.
Maybe the lowest ranked opponent Ana've met for some decade? Anything
can happen as usual
Ana in training
Ana's British Team : Nigel Sears - coach, Andrew Bettles
- hitting partner, Howard Green - fitness